Don’t Fart Washed Oversized T-Shirt

Don’t Fart — Heavyweight Washed Oversized T-Shirt

The unwritten rule that needed to be written. The Don’t Fart tee is for those who understand that the gym has its own code of conduct — and some rules just need to be said out loud.

Not a gym tee. A lifestyle tee. Wear it to train and watch the room react. Wear it because fitness culture doesn’t always have to take itself so seriously — but the work does.

Why you’ll love it

Built from 250 GSM heavyweight cotton — real structure, no see-through, built to last as long as your sense of humour. The vintage snow-wash finish makes every piece feel uniquely worn-in from day one. No two come out exactly the same.

Drop shoulders, relaxed oversized fit, round neck. The tee that breaks the ice and outlasts every trend.

Details

• Material: 100% Cotton, 250 GSM (7.4 oz)
• Fit: Oversized, drop shoulder
• Neckline: Round neck
• Finish: Snow wash — vintage distressed, each piece slightly unique
• Sizes: S to 3XL — unisex cut
• Sleeve: Short sleeve

Care

• Machine wash 30°C, gentle cycle
• No bleach · Tumble dry low
• Iron low — never on the print

Each snow-washed piece is slightly different. That’s not a flaw — that’s the point.